MR. GIGANTE IS A FANGIRL

If I ever win the lottery, buying you ALL THE FIGURES will be on my To Do list. You do such lovely and delightful things with them! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:46:00 -0400

Thank you!! ;3;
I’m getting this notarized.

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS ANIMATED

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:11:20 -0400

I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THIS ANIMATED

spoilers

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:42:00 -0400

spoilers

stardust-crusader: Mr.Gigante asked me to make a WrestleMania...

Fri, 17 May 2013 17:57:58 -0400

stardust-crusader:

Mr.Gigante asked me to make a WrestleMania XXX poster so I did it.

TWO STREAKS WILL END

you care about my wrestling dream

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:13:00 -0400

I dreamt that Sheamus was a supervillain, attacking a bayside banquet hall filled with hundreds of service workers. First he locked everyone inside and beat a few people to death—to push the crowd into a frenzy—then he slipped out through the loading dock and dove into the ocean. Minutes passed and I thought he’d gone, but this is Sheamus.

He burst from the bay with a snapping turtle two feet wide held up above his head like a title belt. He slashed its shell open on the underside, a big bloody x, and shouted the scientific names of bloodborne turtle pathogens as he kicked the loading gate open and sprayed the crowd. I ran for the beach but a dialog box appeared with a warning: THIS PRODUCTION IS NOT AUTHORIZED TO OPERATE BEYOND THESE PARAMETERS.

An hour later, with everyone still locked inside, the infected workers began to chant for RAW MEAT RAW MEAT RAW MEAT RAW MEAT.

unicorncentaurs: LEAKED PART 3 OPENING SONG! I...

Fri, 10 May 2013 13:35:00 -0400

unicorncentaurs:

LEAKED PART 3 OPENING SONG!

I web-translatored the lyrics and got a beautiful poem about fucking Jotaro in a hotel:

non-smoking rooms and JoJo
hints, hints, hints a little joke he says
to give the illusion that
very hip, waist, and hip confusion
he is fire and ice

JoJo fine

Rohan is learning a new hold.

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:26:18 -0400

Rohan is learning a new hold.

I like it when Christopher drags them around by the hair.

Thu, 02 May 2013 23:36:05 -0400

I like it when Christopher drags them around by the hair.

I try not to post personal stuff but

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:57:00 -0400

They’re fist-bumping my nipple.

Chris Jericho WWE Elite Collection figure (series 20) NEEDS MORE...

Thu, 02 May 2013 01:19:00 -0400

Chris Jericho WWE Elite Collection figure (series 20) NEEDS MORE GLOW DAMNIT. The jacket is pliant rubbery stuff—too stiff to allow his arms to move—but it does come off.

Black Jack vs. Rohan, suggested by torterrable. This is like.....

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:28:29 -0400

Black Jack vs. Rohan, suggested by torterrable. This is like.. halfway there.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO PHOTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW?

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 18:19:05 -0400

Anything, anything.

I think Johnny fathered some kids before his paralysis and the Liz Phair song Soap Star Joe is about...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:38:00 -0400

I think Johnny fathered some kids before his paralysis

and the Liz Phair song Soap Star Joe is about his great-great grandson.

CHRISTOPHER

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:42:00 -0400

CHRISTOPHER

Mini flashlight inside a white plastic juice bottle (covered in...

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:07:35 -0400

Mini flashlight inside a white plastic juice bottle (covered in hairs). I use this a lot.

and a proper close-up of Mr. Kishibe’s moneymaker

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:27:00 -0400

and a proper close-up of Mr. Kishibe’s moneymaker

Here’s Rohan’s ass with a noir atmosphere.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 21:11:50 -0400

Here’s Rohan’s ass with a noir atmosphere.

If you don't have anything better to do, could you post some close ups of Rohan's figurine butt? For research purposes.

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 18:50:09 -0400

I am posing them now.

TOO MANY ROHAN

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:46:26 -0400

TOO MANY ROHAN

Le coût en ôte le goût

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 01:16:12 -0400

Le coût en ôte le goût