is that when you build a 1:12 scale public toilet all the JDs start going there to smoke even before you finish the walls and you’re like ‘you guys don’t even have cigarettes’ and they’re like ‘so go make us some, you fuckin nerd’ and you can’t even think of how you’re gonna do that.

The real scene I’m building this diorama for will be shot in black & white, so I chose colors for their tonal value rather than, you know, tastefulness. That’s the other problem with Lego— the only plain brick set they sell is multicolor, so if I wanted the floor to be red (or yellow, white, orange) I would have had to buy another $35 set of 650 bricks just to get the 95 I needed. Bastards.
You are always so amazing! How are you always so amazing???